how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Demi Lovato for Nylon Magazine
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Emma Stone ➾ Filmography
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Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique
oh my god
white girls
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“What’s the quickest and easiest way for two guys to accurately record a blowjob sound?”
lol. Pudding in a boot!
“I mean, God bless The Notebook. It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that. It wasn’t the attention that broke us up, I don’t know what to say. The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin’ and called it a draw.”
- Ryan Gosling
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fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
“I have one very good reason to come back… you.”

